Give Bob MONEY

As you will find with most other well established cults, once you're a member you will often be required to sacrifice certain stuff to your deity. Religious nutter 'worshippers of the virgin donkey's roommate' types often demand that you give your dollahs to the laAWd-AH, and looney alien cults will ask you to shoot yourself in the face, along with your fellow cult members all at the same time.

The cult of Bob does not condone this sort of behaviour. Whilst simultaneously timed suicide will result in a massive loss of braincells (which we approve of), it does require an awful lot of effort and organisation - this is not the way of Bob.

Similarly, we would not dream of taking your hard earned money from you, as you will need to spend it on beer and loud braincell destroying music to achieve the true higher state that is Bobdom.

However, the leader of any respectable cult does need to earn a fortune from doing very little. Unfortunately, being Boblike in my lack of business ideas, the best I could come up with is this search box. Please ask the all knowing ~~Jeeves~~ Bob search box some questions in the box below as often as you can, and I will be sent 1.5p for each your precious searches. Just 100 of these will buy me a shot of Vodka, aiding my journey towards mental oblivion.

If enough of you lovely Bobs do this, it will enable me to live off my affiliate earnings and do nothing. I can buy a house, and do no work ever again. This, my minions, is the ultimate aim of Bob. Money from doing nothing = no worries, no stress, no doing anything, brain degradation, brilliant Bob behaviour.

Please help me to achieve my dream. I do need a few thousand Bobs to ask questions on this page every day which seems a bit of a tall order. But aiming to reach Bobdom in an exceptionally unlikely manner is Boblike in itself. I am proud!