The cult of BOB

Welcome to the Bob headquarters, Bob. From here you can do bob-stuff like have a shufftie at the other Bobs in the Hall of Bobs, look at the pretty Bob banners, tell us all of your wonderful Bobbish antics in the Achievements of Bobs, join the Bob webring, and er, that's about it really. Since the Cult of Bob is destined to lose their braincells as soon as possible, I didn't think it would be too wise to make the Cult of Bob home too interesting, or the braincell rotting might take a little longer. Bob.

Here's some Boblike links for you all though bob, just in case you're not ready for the braincell killing thing quite yet:

As a Bob, your task in life will not be a simple one. Us bobs will be hated, despised, and even attacked by the non-Bobs, who feel threatened by our wisdom and unity. Just have a look at this hate page towards Bobs, the Bob conspiracy page. They fear us.
There is a mystical Bob on the internet, who will tell you all. Go to The Mystical smoking head of Bob to seek wisdom when the Bob God cant hear you because she is busy drinking her braincells away.
This young Bob is doing the right thing - creating his own little shrine to Bobdom with Bob Planet. He blasphemes our ways somewhat with his incorrect ten commandments, but as he is Bob I shan't remove any of his limbs.
Similarly, this young chap has made his own Bob cult. Whilst our mighty cult could crush his meagre offering like a grape, the similarities in our cults are many, and his lazy unfinished site radiated brilliant Bob behaviour... therefore I would like to welcome him and his semi-heathen-joined-the-wrong-cult Bobs, into our fold.
The Bob Hub should be visited if you are not yet fully integrated into the Bob way of life - here you will find forums, newsletters, bob email addresses, and whatnot. The Bob behind the scenes has too much energy for his own good, but as it brings in more members, he is to be applauded, whilst gently reminded that he should be losing more braincells and doing much less.
Although we're more of a cult than a religion, Calum from his Integrational Polytheism site has given our humble cult a nice review, in an effort to cross promote cool cults. Although the SemiGodBob doesn't know what Integrational Polytheism actually is, apparently all Bobs are Integrational Polytheists, so go take a look if you want to know more about yourself.
And for being a great member of the cult of Bob, read How to be a cultist, you'll learn useful skills.
Seen any more good Boblinks? Are you one of these strange students who write essays about the Bob cult? Tell GizzBob!

Go do Bobstuff, Bob, and be proud you're a Bob!